Ralph and Rick

We resent it so you don’t have to.

Actually an ad for the Greyhound bus line disguised as patriotic propaganda disguised as a romantic comedy.

Join Angie "Police Woman" Dickinson, Tommy "Mars Needs Women!" Kirk and other lost souls on their journey though purgatory aboard a split-level, air-conditioned GMC PD-4501 Scenicruiser. See a nation haunted by restless ghosts, bloodthirsty pirates, and singing cowboys, all the while cushioned by a state-of-the-art 1957 air ride suspension!

The original runs 35 minutes, but Ralph and Rick have padd// enhanced it with mistak// bonus features!

*Actual movie may not be as exciting as poster.

Price: $2.99

“Ralph and Rick resent… FREEDOM HIGHWAY!” is available in MP4 format for purchase through iRiffs.com, a Web site created by the former head writer of Mystery Science Theater 3000. The video features the original film “enhanced” by the resentful riffing of Ralph and Rick, suitable for enjoyment on your personal computer. Thick black border not included.

Gee, whiz, what are you waiting for?

Buy it now!

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